i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
i have never seen a nipple in my entire life.
step one: lift up shirt
2) look dwon
holy shit.. holy Fucking shit what the fuck is that
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
girl drop it to the floor
I have deep concerns for the human race
A lot just happened.
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again
I either have a fiercely strong opinion or I don’t give a fuck at all
im just a human bean
i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me
are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder